2 Tourney FTs

the $10 one i lose QQ vs AQ preflop all in (A on river obv.)

$9 one i push a royal flush draw, hit my flush but opponents trips made full house.

HAHAHAHAHA

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$10 180 man WIN !!!

LOL this is so funny!

$2 tripple shootout satellite

It's funny 'cos this is the first tournament I played in like 9 weeks. I usually donk it up at the SnG MTTs/turbos

Very basics of SnG turbos

Try the $6.50s When:
- You understand the Gap Concept.
- You can use the advantages of Position.
- You know not to call with easily dominated hands on the Bubble
- You have a bankroll of at least $300

Try the $16s When:
- You can fold KK on an Ace high flop!
- You understand why it is important to conserve chips early, and can fold decent but easily dominated hands to raises pre-flop.
- You understand the basics of ICM / $equity and can put opponents on general push / call ranges
- You have a bankroll of at least $750

Try the $27s When:
- You can spot good resteal opportunities and understand situational factors affecting fold equity.
- You can read hands well enough to put opponents on specific holdings by the river.
- You have memorised common $equity scenarios and can adapt these in play for stack sizes and opponents pushing / calling ranges.
- You have a bankroll of at least $1300

Try the $60's When:
- You are able to manipulate the size of the pot to suit your position / holding / reads.
- You are able to lay down that unimproved overpair on the flop yet push a good draw depending on opponent(s)
- You have a great understanding of the maths (ICM), an accurate assessment of ranges and know when situations happen that mean disregarding these numbers for optimal play.
- You have a bankroll of at least $3000

Funny Joke

A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?" The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away for a DUI." The officer, in surprise, said," What, do you have a registration for the vehicle?" So the man replied, "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I am pretty sure I say a registration card in the glove box when I put the gun in it."

The officer stepped back, "There is a gun in the glove box?!?" The man sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in the trunk." The officer steps toward the back of the car and says," Sir do not move, I am calling for backup."

The officer calls for backup and about ten minutes another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the window slowly and asks the man for his driver’s license and registration. The man said," Yes officer here it right here." It all checked out so the officer said," Is there a gun in the glove box sir?" The man laughs and says," No officer why would there be a gun in the glove box."

He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no gun. The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had reason to believe that there was a body in it. The man agrees and opens the trunk, no dead body. The second officer says, "Sir I do not understand, the officer that pulled you over said that you did not have a license, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box, and a dead body in the trunk." The mans looks the officer in the eyes and says, "Yeah and I'll bet he said I was speeding too."

this is what i call entertainment!